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[CYBORG SNORING]
[ALARM BEEPING]
COMPUTER: Sleep cycle complete.
[YAWNS]
Oh, yeah.
Another good morning, another great day to be alive.
[TIMER DINGS]
[SNIFFS]
Hello, bacon. Hello, eggs. Nothing personal.
All right, Cyborg, what's the plan for today?
Combat practice.
[GRUNTING]
[BEEPING AND CHIMING]
[GRUNTING]
Huh?
[BEEPING AND CHIMING]
[CYBORG LAUGHS]
CYBORG: Oh, man.
The day is already over and I barely got through half the stuff I wanted to do.
[YAWNS]
There's got to be some way I can do more.
Wishing you could do the maximum?
Uh, yeah.
Then you need Star Labs' hottest upgrade ever.
The brand-new, leading-edge, blazing-fast Maximum 7.
[GIBBERING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
CYBORG: It's here, it's here.
What's here?
My super-new, super-fast, super-powerful Maximum 7.
Please, what is a Maximum 7?
It's a new computer processor, eight times faster than the Maximum 6.
So I guess we're upgrading the Titans' computer?
No. We're upgrading me.
With the Maximum 7, I'll be able to do more, see more...
...and get more out of life than ever.
Dude, you actually want to do more stuff?
My goal in life is maximum couch time.
I understand wanting to live life to its fullest, but putting a chip in your brain?
My head's already full of chips.
And I ran a complete diagnostic before I ordered it.
The MAX-7 is fully compatible with all my systems.
Totally safe.
ALL: Ooh.
Yeah, that looks safe.
Okay. I'll get this baby installed fast and zoom through the rest of my day.
Just take a second to read the instructions...
...and this warning, a few disclaimers, another warning, something in German.
Oh, man, I don't have time for this.
Okay, time to take life to the maximum.
[WHIRRING AND BEEPING]
Booyah!
And then I said...
[GRUNTING]
Huh?
Now, this is a good workout.
[ALL GASPING]
[LAUGHING]
[GRUNTS]
What's the matter, Adonis? Starting to feel the burn?
You weaklings don't stand a chance.
[GRUNTING]
Adonis has upgraded.
[GRUNTING]
So have I.
Whoo! High five for the assist.
Hi there.
- Azarath, Metrion... - Zinthos.
Huh?
CYBORG: Air mail.
Dude, Cyborg is more Cyborgy than ever.
Agreed. He now opens even larger cans of the butt-whoop.
All right. We beat the bad guy, just in time for dinner.
So I guess that chip works.
Oh, yeah. With this thing driving my circuits, I can do more than ever.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Hop in. We're going for pizza.
[LAUGHING]
[BEEPING AND CHIMING]
[DRILL WHIRRING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
Safe.
Autochthonous. A-U-T-O-C-H-T-H-O-N-O-U-S.
Autochthonous.
[BEEPING AND CHIMING]
[BOTH SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Remember, if you're not grilling with Cy-B-Q Sauce, you just ain't cooking.
ANNOUNCER: Cy-B-Q Brand. Official marinade of the Teen Titans.
I thought our official marinade was zorbrian spider juice.
Yeah, but that's because you:
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[LAUGHING]
[SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Checkmate. Oh, gotta go. Places to be, things to do.
Dude, I'm getting tired just watching you. Slow down.
No way. Thanks to the MAX-7, I'm having the time of my life.
[ALARM WAILING]
Trouble.
[ALARM WAILING]
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
All right. I've got a skydiving class in 15 minutes. Let's handle this one fast.
Y'all might be able to handle one Billy Numerous...
...but let's see how you handle 10.
You're gonna be late for class.
BILLY: Face facts, compadres.
Y'all may have a heap a fancy powers...
...but Billy Numerous has got you outnumbered.
ROBIN: Great. He can be in 10 places at once.
- Not even Cyborg could do that. - Watch me.
[CYBORG YELLING]
[METAL CLANGS]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[GASPS]
[ALL GRUNTING]
ALL: Bubba, you just opened up a six-pack.
BILLY: Hey.
[ALL YELLING]
ALL: Yee-ha!
- Gotcha. - Is that a fact?
[CYBORG GRUNTING]
ALL: Right back at you.
Well, this here's been a humdinger, y'all.
But it's time for old Billy to split.
Which way did they go?
Not they. He.
The original Billy is long gone, with all the loot.
Come on. We're wasting time.
[YAWNS]
[SNORING]
Uh, is she okay?
She's just tired.
BEAST BOY: Well, she's not the only one.
If I don't go to sleep before sunrise, it seriously messes with my afternoon nap.
Even if we did find Billy tonight, we'd be in no condition to fight him.
- We need to rest. CYBORG: No, thanks.
I'm not letting some hillbilly human copy machine throw me off...
...my whole schedule for tomorrow. I've got the Maximum.
- I can keep going. - Just don't push yourself too hard.
[YAWNS]
Come on, Cyborg.
You don't have time to be tired.
Maybe the MAX-7 just needs a little more juice. Hmm.
Already drawing all the power I can spare.
Unless...
Sleep's a waste of time, anyway.
[LAUGHING]
[WEAPONS POWERING UP]
Huh?
[BILLY LAUGHING]
Huh?
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
[YELLS]
[CYBORG GRUNTS]
CYBORG: Freeze.
Huh?
[GASPS AND SCREAMS]
[GROWLS]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Howdy, bubba. How do you like my new wheels?
My car.
[GRUNTS]
[ROBIN SIGHS]
ROBIN: Looks like a good day to catch Billy.
Um, has anybody seen Cyborg?
Friend, did you not have any of the sleep?
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE] Sleep is no longer required.
[BEEPING]
Billy Numerous.
He was here.
- Find him. - Cyborg, it's great...
...that you're working so hard, but I think there may be something wrong.
You just don't seem like you.
Your joyful smile is gone, you have ceased the booyahs.
And you haven't made a joke all day.
You're totally cyboring.
I deleted my sense of humor to power the Maximum.
You know, Cyborg's always had chips for brains...
...but he's turning into the one thing I never thought he could be.
- What's that? - A robot.
[FOOTSTEPS MARCHING]
[CROWD GASPS]
[BILLYS LAUGHING]
ALL: Woo-hoo! Yee-ha!
Numerous. What are you doing?
Nothing. And if y'all believe that, I got a bridge to sell you.
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMING]
[POWERING DOWN]
Cyborg!
[HORNS HONKING]
[FOOTSTEPS MARCHING]
ALL: Woo-hoo! Yee-ha!
[BILLYS LAUGHING]
Attaboy, Billy.
Steal it all. Can't nobody stop you. Yee-ha!
[CYBORG GROANING]
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Huh?
- Did we stop Numerous? ROBIN: No.
We had to break off the attack to take care of you.
We're actually reading the instructions.
This microchip was indeed compatible with all of your systems.
But when you started shutting those systems down to feed the Maximum...
...your core operating hardware was stressed beyond its limits.
To save your life, we had to remove it from your brain.
But how am I supposed to beat Billy without the MAX-7?
I could barely keep up with him before.
BEAST BOY: You don't need to keep up with him.
I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth...
...but you know what, dude?
Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle.
That would've been a lot more profound without the hat.
BILLY: Yee-ha!
Ha, ha! Hey, Billy. Look at this here funny Mexican hat I stole.
BILLY: Olé, Billy.
- You're a good man. - And a really good thief.
Not to mention one heck of a good-looking fella, Billy.
Oh, Billy.
[LAUGHING]
CYBORG: Yo, Billy.
Quit talking to yourself.
One against 100?
Y'all dumber than I thought.
ROBIN: Well, if one's not enough...
...how about five? - Or 10?
Fifteen?
- Twenty. CYBORG: Thirty.
STARFIRE: Forty.
ROBIN: Fifty.
TITANS: One hundred.
Well, butter my backside and call me a biscuit.
Looks like somebody's done figured a way to duplicate my duplication powers.
Y'all may have copied a copier, but you'll never be as good as the original.
Yee-ha!
ROBIN: Titans, go.
BILLY: Get them.
[BILLYS SCREAMING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
ALL: Huh?
[ALL SCREAMING]
[BILLY LAUGHS]
Hey, Billy. I got one.
[SCREAMS]
[BILLYS SCREAMING]
Nobody, but nobody, outnumbers Billy Numerous.
[GRUNTING]
BOTH: Uh-oh.
[SCREAMING]
[GROANING]
Oh, dang.
Holograms worked like a charm, Cyborg.
CYBORG: I heard that.
We brought down Billy, and I didn't even have to move.
Dude, turtles know what's up.
Booyah. Now, what should we do with the rest of this beautiful day?
Go fishing? Pig out on ice cream?
Hang in the new game room?
Actually, I know exactly what I wanna do.
[SNORING]
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